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Tag: TSA

  • TSA’s Prohibited Item(s)

    Imagine you have the following items in your possession. Which one(s) do you think the SMF TSA will not allow in your carry-on bag? Unfortunately, you won’t be able to rely on TSA’s list of Prohibited Items list to get this right. Update: Let me give the answer. The TSA allows all of the items…

  • If you’re on Twitter, you should follow @TSAgov

    If you’re on Twitter, you really should follow @TSAgov. As they say: “We pat your groin. We see you naked. We’re the doormen to the sky. Why? Because everybody is a terrorist.” While you’re at it, don’t forget to follow me.

  • Insert title here: TSA Encounter at SAN

    Insert title here: TSA Encounter at SAN. What happens when you refuse to go through the backscatter x-ray and refuse a pat-down of your “junk.”

  • Quote of the Day — Fred, the TSA Employee

    If you have any questions about what’s allowed and what’s not, I can tell you. I can even tell you why the rules exist. You can raise your hand or yell, ‘Hey, Fred!’ Fred, the TSA Employee at PDX Normally, the security lines at PDX are brutal. They’re not particularly long; the pain is caused…