Missile Base for Sale — Alert Tom Cruise

Titan Missle Base Once again, eBay comes through with the hot real estate. You can buy your very own Titan missile base in central Washington state for the low, low price of $1.5 million.

Someone tell Tom Cruise about the bargain. The Titan base is much less expensive than the $10 million some say Tom is planning to spend building a bunker under his Telluride estate to protect against the upcoming Xenu attack.

Hat tip: Art and The Superficial.