It seems “for national security” is the new excuse for bad legislation. Sorry “for the children” — you’re no longer needed.
I have three daughters. Clearly, a gun collection is an obvious need. At least it was, until forget-me-not panties. As “Dave’s” testimonial states:
When my daughter hit puberty I nearly had a heart attack. She started looking like a woman and suddenly she was wearing revealing clothing and staying out late with her friends.
Rather than become an over-protective parent , I decided to try forget-me-not panties.
Using “pioneering research developed by the U.S. military at DARPA,” forget-me-not panties can provide to your PC or cell phone the wearer’s location. The advanced model also provides heart rate and body temperature.
Fortunately, the forget-me-not panties web site is an elaborate hoax (though I wonder how many would be interested in purchasing such an electronic leash), created for the Contagious Media Showdown.