Quote of the Day — President George W. Bush

Fiscal conservatism is one of my defining issues for the remaining months.

—President George W. Bush

The only rational reaction:

Frank Sends His Regards

Three small boys were in a Christmas play at school.

They represented the three wise men and they were to give their gifts to baby Jesus. The first boy stepped forward, held out the gift in his hands and said, “Gold.” The second boy stepped forward, held out his gift and said, “Myrrh.” The third boy stepped forward, held out his gift and said, “Frank sent this.”

Update: While searching the internet for proper attribution, I discover this is a joke is included in the book, A Wayne in a Manger. Alan in Belfast has more details.

Hat tip: Pastor Rodney

MLB*, Part II

Asterisks, shmasterisks. I’m not a sports fan who’s concerned with the record books. Actually, I’m not much of a sports fan…

If the asterisk is important to you, YF at Yanksfan vs Soxfan offers a more comprehensive list of notations. After all, factors other than steroid use can influence the records. Here’s a subset:

* = Steroids
! = Amphetamines
$ = Gambling
|| = Cocaine
~ = Alcohol
? = Before integration
# = Before expansion

Go read the entire [email protected]#$% list.

Hat tip: Treowth