Men, you don’t need those embarrassing ED consults with your doctor. Now you can endure knowing looks in the grocery checkout aisle.
Fiscal conservatism is one of my defining issues for the remaining months.
—President George W. Bush
The only rational reaction:
“Oh, yeah. If I pull your finger, you’ll be cutting the cheese within seconds.” Reminds me of a certain claim made by my young son on a family trip. Good times. ;-)
Three small boys were in a Christmas play at school.
They represented the three wise men and they were to give their gifts to baby Jesus. The first boy stepped forward, held out the gift in his hands and said, “Gold.” The second boy stepped forward, held out his gift and said, “Myrrh.” The third boy stepped forward, held out his gift and said, “Frank sent this.”
Update: While searching the internet for proper attribution, I discover this is a joke is included in the book, A Wayne in a Manger. Alan in Belfast has more details.Hat tip: Pastor Rodney
Asterisks, shmasterisks. I’m not a sports fan who’s concerned with the record books. Actually, I’m not much of a sports fan…
If the asterisk is important to you, YF at Yanksfan vs Soxfan offers a more comprehensive list of notations. After all, factors other than steroid use can influence the records. Here’s a subset:
* = Steroids
! = Amphetamines
$ = Gambling
|| = Cocaine
~ = Alcohol
? = Before integration
# = Before expansion
Go read the entire !@#$% list.Hat tip: Treowth