Men, you don’t need those embarrassing ED consults with your doctor. Now you can endure knowing looks in the grocery checkout aisle.
Quote of the Day — President George W. Bush
Fiscal conservatism is one of my defining issues for the remaining months.
—President George W. Bush
The only rational reaction:
Hat tip: Cato@Liberty via The Agitator.
Mp3 from Oberon81 under Creative Commons Sampling Plus 1.0 license.By
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Garfield Minus Garfield
Garfield Minus Garfield. It’s possible the Garfield comic strip is better with Garfield gone, and by possible I mean most definitely.Hat tip: The Comics Curmudgeon.By
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Cut the Cheese
“Oh, yeah. If I pull your finger, you’ll be cutting the cheese within seconds.” Reminds me of a certain claim made by my young son on a family trip. Good times. ;-)
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Basic Instructions: How to Give a Gift
Just in time for the season, how to give someone a gift. Nothing but the best for you.
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Frank Sends His Regards
Three small boys were in a Christmas play at school.
They represented the three wise men and they were to give their gifts to baby Jesus. The first boy stepped forward, held out the gift in his hands and said, “Gold.” The second boy stepped forward, held out his gift and said, “Myrrh.” The third boy stepped forward, held out his gift and said, “Frank sent this.”
Update: While searching the internet for proper attribution, I discover this is a joke is included in the book, A Wayne in a Manger. Alan in Belfast has more details.
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MLB*, Part II
Asterisks, shmasterisks. I’m not a sports fan who’s concerned with the record books. Actually, I’m not much of a sports fan…
If the asterisk is important to you, YF at Yanksfan vs Soxfan offers a more comprehensive list of notations. After all, factors other than steroid use can influence the records. Here’s a subset:
* = Steroids
! = Amphetamines
$ = Gambling
|| = Cocaine
~ = Alcohol
? = Before integration
# = Before expansionGo read the entire !@#$% list.
Hat tip: TreowthWhy Did the Chicken Cross the Road?
Q. Why did the chicken cross the road?
A. George W. BushSometimes misread jokes can be as funny as the original.
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The Mom Song
Count how many of these phrases you’ve heard (or said)…
Thanks, Suzi!
