This was my day:

https://twitter.com/blogan/status/791655421052194820
https://twitter.com/blogan/status/791679827522707456
https://twitter.com/blogan/status/791680716429864960
https://twitter.com/blogan/status/791684869923319808
https://twitter.com/blogan/status/791685361814515712
https://twitter.com/blogan/status/791685768158720000
https://twitter.com/blogan/status/791701282461323265
https://twitter.com/blogan/status/791709350972694529
https://twitter.com/blogan/status/791709783036338176
https://twitter.com/blogan/status/791739613647740929
https://twitter.com/blogan/status/791740548625293313
https://twitter.com/blogan/status/791767887505600512
https://twitter.com/blogan/status/791768200056676353

The last time I was called for jury duty was 1987. I’ve been a registered voter and Oregon drivers license holder since then. Guess I’ll have to get used to never serving… :-(