What is the Monkeysphere?. “What do monkeys have to do with war, oppression, crime, racism and even e-mail spam? You’ll see that all of the random ass-headed cruelty of the world will suddenly make perfect sense once we go Inside the Monkeysphere.” Warning: coarse language,1Derp. I included some in the quote? :-( plus the claim that you can’t have as many friends as your Facebook profile probably suggests.