If you’re on Twitter, you should follow @TSAgov If you’re on Twitter, you really should follow @TSAgov. As they say: “We pat your groin. We see you naked. We’re the doormen to the sky. Why? Because everybody is a terrorist.” While you’re at it, don’t forget to follow me. By Brent Logan Longboarder. Blood donor. Photographer. More about Brent. View all of Brent Logan's posts.