EPA Declares My Personal Emissions to be Pollutants

EPA Declares My Personal Emissions to be Pollutants. Seriously. :-/ Yeah, both carbon dioxide and methane, for the juvenile among us. For some reason, the EPA chose to ignore water vapor, another greenhouse gas I also emit.

Author: Brent Logan

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2 thoughts on “EPA Declares My Personal Emissions to be Pollutants”

  1. Imagine this extreme scenario: We are taxed for our personal exhalations of carbon monoxide. Some people refuse to pay. The penalty is suffocation.

  2. Roy, if you put this in government speak, it sounds reasonable:

    All individuals are required to decrease their carbon dioxide emissions by 2%. Those who fail to do so will have technological assistance that decreases their emissions by 75%.

    That should work! ;-)

What do you think?