Dennis the Dentist, Adolph the ___

Scott Adams wrote earlier today about people’s names affecting their life choices. Apparently, people named Dennis are more likely to become dentists. With that in mind, what do you think someone named Adolph might do?

Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding. You’re right. An Adolph might attempt to kill Barack Obama because he’s black.

Parents, naming your children is serious business. Please be careful out there.

Hat tip: DRJ at Patterico’s Pontifications.