Quote of the Day — Church Marketing Sucks To give you some context, for your church to reach peachfuzz billionaires sporting that bershon look in meatspace, you’ll need to provide them passion buckets or some totally porntastic events, lest they should defriend you.Church Marketing Sucks O RLY? By Brent Logan Engineer. Lawyer. WordPress geek. Longboarder. Blood donor. Photographer. More about Brent. View all of Brent Logan's posts.