Missile Base for Sale — Alert Tom Cruise

Titan Missle Base Once again, eBay comes through with the hot real estate. You can buy your very own Titan missile base in central Washington state for the low, low price of $1.5 million.

Someone tell Tom Cruise about the bargain. The Titan base is much less expensive than the $10 million some say Tom is planning to spend building a bunker under his Telluride estate to protect against the upcoming Xenu attack.

Hat tip: Art and The Superficial.

By Brent Logan

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  1. Actually they make lovely homes. I’ve seen a few on those design shows with my wife, and inside they are like 3 story lofts.

  2. Three-story lofts?! Go take a look at the eBay auction. This facility has:

    16 UNDERGROUND buildings including

    3 – 160′ Tall Missile Silo
    3 – (4 story) Equipment Terminal Bldgs
    2 – Antenna Silos
    100′ Diameter Control Dome Bldg.
    125′ Diameter Power Dome Bldg.

    This thing is huge!

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