Sell the gun collection?

I have three daughters. Clearly, a gun collection is an obvious need. At least it was, until forget-me-not panties. As “Dave’s” testimonial states:

When my daughter hit puberty I nearly had a heart attack. She started looking like a woman and suddenly she was wearing revealing clothing and staying out late with her friends.

Rather than become an over-protective parent , I decided to try forget-me-not panties.

Using “pioneering research developed by the U.S. military at DARPA,” forget-me-not panties can provide to your PC or cell phone the wearer’s location. The advanced model also provides heart rate and body temperature.

Fortunately, the forget-me-not panties web site is an elaborate hoax (though I wonder how many would be interested in purchasing such an electronic leash), created for the Contagious Media Showdown.

By Brent Logan

Engineer. Lawyer. WordPress geek. Longboarder. Blood donor. Photographer. More about Brent.